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Flarf Poem: I’m Paul Simon, and you’re not

lol Chevy Chase

Chevy looks like my Uncle…

Chevy Chase sort of looks like John Cleese.

Omg he soo looks and reminds me of Will Ferrell !!!!

 

How tall is Chevy Chase?

I can’t tell if Chevy Chase is a giant or if Paul is tiny

I spent the first few years of my life thinking Paul Simon was tall.

Paul’s so short beside Chevy

i never realized how tall chevy chase is

Chevy chase is a giant

 

I wonder if Mr. Chase was the “class clown” back in his younger days?

Paul Simon looks and is infinitely cooler and more genius than Chevy Chase ever was

its chevy chase dumb asses

take that negativity somewhere else man, there’s no need

What a shame that is; Paul’s pissed.

 

After our class discussion about the publicity of comments on open media blogs such as YouTube, I decided that I would gather my flarf content string of a song. The poem above was built entirely from comments of the music video of Paul Simon’s You Can Call me Al. I chose the song randomly by shuffling through a playlist with hundreds of songs.  As I was reading the lengthy list of responses to the video, I noticed a trend. The topic of many of the comments had nothing to do with the song, but rather Chevy Chase who co-stars in the video with Paul Simon. I pulled as many comments about Chevy Chase as I could find, and re-organized them to sound more like a thought process or conversation, while keeping the original punctuation and words.

“Fluffy Sheep Soup” Flarf – Short Blog Post #3

Fluffy Sheep Soup

 

Visualize white, fluffy, plump sheep.

 

The fluffy sheep is as gentle as it is soft.

Crispy crust with fluffy middle.

The skull leaving the brains (fluffy clouds) and eyeballs floating on the top.

Shrek the fluffy sheep….Dirty sheep, no soup for you.

 

#smelly #sheep #cute #fluffy

Make a super cute fluffy lamb cake.

They get super fluffy and you know they’re ready to eat once it floats.

Rainbow Fluffy Sheep.

 

Cutting a sheep’s head in half and

Oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.

Nuclear Sheep and The adoorible kitten fluffy: BAAAAAA!!!!

You will be eaten by the Soup dragon!

 

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and

Soft and fluffy lamb testes arrived at the table.

All that is missing is a few fluffy sheep.

Falling-off-the-bone lamb shanks for 4 in only 30 minutes!

 

Sit back in the sunshine and take your time over a bowl of hot butternut soup

For Arthur the Fluffy Sheep was a very happy little lamb.

 

To find the words/phrases used in this flarf, I entered “fluffy sheep soup” into Google.  The intent was to dichotomize human uses of sheep.  For children, these creatures are cute, cuddly, and comforting whereas for adults, they are ingredients in an elegant meal or things to be shorn for profit.